Full Name: Hobo
Aliases: Shit bird, Meowffy, Purrrr Machine
Age: Mew, 3 (that’s 28 in cat years!)
Gender: Mrow (Female)
Species: Meeeeeowline (Domestic Cat)
Birthdate: mrow? (unknown)
Title: Queen of the Meeeeeowsehold
Place of origin: Cozy Mrowner of the club house
Sexual orientation: I’m a free spirit, meow!
Relationship status: In a complicated relationship with a laser pointer, meow
Weapons: Sharp claws, swift paws, and a hypnotic purr, meow meow
Criminal record: Wanted for numerous counts of knocking things off counters, mrow
Vehicles: My humans’ laps and occasionally the Roomba, mew mew
Backstory: Meeeeow, meow mrow mrrr sunny mew meow behind the mrrrow. Mrow young meow, mrrr showed mrow knack meow climbing meow mrrrow curtains mrow charming mrow humans, meow. Mew now rule meow domain mrrrow grace mrow a touch mrow mischief, always meow lookout meow next great adventure, meow whether it’s mrow rogue sock mrow a particularly elusive feather toy. Mrrrow mission meow life mrow find mrow comfiest mrow napping spots meow ensure meow all sunbeams meow adequately basked in. Mewspite mrow regal demeanor meow majestic coat, meow often mrow look mrow disdain, as if meow mere act meow existing mrow a burden meow great meow bear. Meeeeeow.
Translation: I was born in a warm, sunny spot behind the couch. From a young age, I showed a knack for climbing curtains and charming humans. I now rule my domain with grace and a touch of mischief, always on the lookout for the next great adventure, whether it’s a rogue sock or a particularly elusive feather toy. My mission in life is to find the comfiest napping spots and ensure that all sunbeams are adequately basked in. Despite my regal demeanor and majestic coat, I often wear a look of disdain, as if the mere act of existing is a burden too great to bear.